Skip to main content

pre-Kegels

Da assorted seductive hips-swaying and crotch-undulating maneuvers dat a hot chick performed in front of a lustful stud who consequently engaged in one or more of da bare-genitaled bouncy-bouncy sessions wif said luscious looker which resulted in her now-upcoming "first celebration of Mother's Day", and which also presently necessitates her partaking of assorted abdominal-flexing exercises for better prenatal health.
In da infamous "four spaghettis" joke (i.e., "two with sausage and meatballs, and two without"), said "liberally-fertile-and-fertilized" chick must have had to do a whole PASSEL of pre-Kegels during da following months!
by QuacksO November 5, 2024
mugGet the pre-Kegels mug.

Brad Keselowski

'Brad Keselowski won this race.' - Larry McReynolds
by StanTheManG December 9, 2024
mugGet the Brad Keselowski mug.
Related Words
kecel keely keeley keelan KeeL Keelin Keeli Kegel Keelie keeler

Liam Keel

Liam Keel who is also known as "The King of My Little Pony" is a very talented and gifted digital artist and Brony or My Little Pony creator who is a very misunderstood person on the internet who created the most famous My Little Pony original character Prince Little Money "L Money" in July of 2023 on TikTok and has amassed over 10.5 million direct TikTok views as of December 2024 as well as several million indirect views from reposted content elsewhere.

Sadly, this individual is a victim of cancel culture to an extreme degree of which he has been threatened with physical violence and slandered with false allegations of inappropriate behavior over the years because of a few jokes that had not gone well.

This does not however stop his fans among all people from still supporting him and encouraging him to fight back against the numerous very disturbing rumors and false statements that have kept prospective fans from liking the King.

Despite this his supporters will always love Mr. Liam Keel because he is their King of My Little Pony, and they will vote for him to become President of the United States in 2044!
Bro, Liam Keel is my hero, I already have my vote chosen for the 2044 US presidential election!
by King Of My Little Pony February 10, 2025
mugGet the Liam Keel mug.

Liam Keel 2024

Liam Keel 2024 or Liam Keel 4 Oregon, was the My Little Pony creator Liam Keel's political campaign for the position of Oregon Secretary of State in the 2024 Oregon general election where he ran on a platform of fully legalizing Psilocybin (for recreational use), raising teacher's salaries, as well as promising to defy the federal government's TikTok ban, most famously also promising men in Oregon the government would create a program to pay women to be surrogate mother's for their children if they couldn't find a willing partner.

Liam Keel was a write in candidate on November 5th, 2024.
I voted for Liam Keel, I love Liam Keel 2024 I'm getting my baby next year!
by Liams Bank July 30, 2025
mugGet the Liam Keel 2024 mug.

Evil Keel

The most violent despicable evil specimen of human nature to ever walk the Earth.Avoid at all costs. His power surges from bathing in the blood of his victims
"Watch out! It's Evil Keel coming out of the bubble bath!"
by Sebabble September 22, 2025
mugGet the Evil Keel mug.

GrundleButter Keelhaul

A hazing ritual or punishment in which an unlucky fellow is strapped to a pole or board, and with the help of many assistants is moved back and forth under an obese unwashed man's undercarriage, from the top of the crack to the back of the sack, in a wiping or scrubbing motion until dead or unconscious.
"Greg informed us that Revenge of the Sith is his least favorite Star Wars film, so I petition that his punishment will be a GrundleButter Keelhaul."
by PhatSphoincter October 1, 2025
mugGet the GrundleButter Keelhaul mug.

GrundleButter Keelhaul

A punishment in which an unlucky fellow is strapped to a pole or board and then held up by several men and swiped back and forth under an unwashed obese man's undercarriage, from the top of the crack to the back of the sack, marinating in the unholy 'butter' found therein.
"Jon said he doesn't like Star Wars, so he has been sentenced to a GrundleButter Keelhaul"
by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025
mugGet the GrundleButter Keelhaul mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email