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Almond Joy

When a man's genitals are fondled by a partner.
Jack: Jill came over gave me almond joy last night.

Ben: lucky bastard!
by really there are no names left September 23, 2010
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nee joy

A youngster who wears the latest in sports wear, kappa, 3 stripes etc.. and who indulges in cheap nasty amphetamines, likes getting chased of the police, pronounced 'knee joy', a favorite saying of a nee joy is ' nor man, nee way, nee joy'.
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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pearly joy

Well... Pearly joy is a gem of a girl, she's very gemborific and can pull of some mean footy pjs.
Guy: who is that?

Guy2: that's pearly joy stupid! Can't you tell? She's wearing footy pjs!
by Your_mom01 November 14, 2013
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Bri Joy

this is the girl you meet and think 'forever.' She's curvy in all the right places but super self conscious about it and giggles whenever you tell her she's beautiful. Her radiant heart allows her to immediately dazzle anyone she meets, not because of her beauty (and she is beautiful), but because her past has made her the softest and most caring/thoughtful being in the universe. She has all the right words in all the right moments, even when those words happen to be puns. You'll immediately start daydreaming about what life will look like in 5, 10 years and won't stop thinking about it, even after she's gone.
I've never met Bri Joy, but I'm sure she's one to bring home to the 'rents.
by Tumnus August 10, 2017
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almond joy

The act in which a man lays a dump across a girl's pussy and then proceeds to ejaculate on the excrement.
Dude, I totally gave Suzy an almond joy last night!
by tomphoofer August 13, 2007
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almond joy

the act of using marzipan as sexual lubricant
"I gave my girlfriend the almond joy last night.....my dick feels like it's been through a belt sander"
by impervious May 16, 2008
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Automatic Joy

An amalgamation of words that best describe happy-fun-cool better than the amalgamation happy-fun-cool.
"I saw Natalie Portman in a thong. Talk about automatic joy."
by Robert Akins December 8, 2004
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