jerkbooking

Jerking off to pictures of people on Facebook.

"Dude I've been jerkbooking this chick I like at school."
"Ew you're sick man."

by JTSizzle November 19, 2011

jerk your terk

another meaning for masturbation

i was jerking my terk last night ie do you jerk your terk

by azzrammer January 14, 2014

JERK

Jerk stands for: “Junior educated rich kid”.

Person 1: “You’re a JERK!”
Person 2: “Hey! That’s not nice.”
Person 1: “Calm down, it stands for junior educated rich kid!”
Person 2: “Haha, you got me there!”

by trillest.og November 4, 2019

pee jerk reaction

when in the middle of urinating a man has a myoclinic type jerk causing a emergency clean up

i was at thanksgiving at my girlfriends and had a pee jerk reaction took me 5 mins to clean up

by smokey chantrel January 15, 2010

Urkle jerk

The act of skeeting on Someones valuables. Then, upon their discovery of the soiled product say "did I do that?"

Dustin: I put on my headphones this morning and got a ear full of skeet. I feel like I have been Urkle jerked

Randal: Did I do that!?

by The Rollin and the tiden March 7, 2011

Maintenance Jerk

The act of masterbating prior to a social situation so that one does not get overly horny and end up having regretable intercourse.

Example:
1. Joe did a "maintenance jerk" before he went out so he doesnt get
horny and end up having sex with another ugly slut like last weekend.

by mnEBC October 26, 2012

stealth jerk

To stealthily masturbate while people are around.

Guy: Dude, we were eating dinner and I stealth jerked at the table

Friend: Holy shit dude, thats sneaky.

Guy: Yeah, I hit my sister on the leg.

by Wo Shi October 16, 2014