Jared Spliff

The prefect mix of marijuana and tobacco rolled up into a perfect cone

Q:do you want to hit my marty spliff?
A:Nah its cool i have a perfect Jared Spliff right here.

by Dat fox January 19, 2012

Jared Joke

Dry ass joke

Jared - "How much you smokin bruh, you drained all the cartels"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"

by PhatPhnya October 29, 2020

Jared Glick

Most sexy kid ever like bro how, everyone loves him he a goat to

I love Jared Glick

by The stinky rat January 11, 2024

Jared

In love with a kid named Ryan

Jared loves Ryan

by Conoro32 October 12, 2022

Jared

Someone without life skills

Child:" I suck at ring toss."
Mom: "Don't be a Jared!"

by aplacaa2115 January 11, 2020

Jared

A guy who is usually quiet in public but very loud at home. Usually Gay but has curly hair.

Your such a Jared Gay

by Kiwiz37 October 8, 2019

Jared

stupid fucking asshole that doesnt know what "no" means

that guys such a jared man

by skjssnne February 5, 2020