jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

by DNAGuy June 7, 2024

boobies jar

1. a jar of boobies

2. the most terrific account run by the most excellent user ! 😊

A: Oi did you see boobies jar’s new post LMFAO 😭
S: NYAAJSKDKJDJD PLSSSSS 💀💀

by pickledboobs November 21, 2021

Jarring

Chelsea and Grace.

Chelsea and Grace are so jarring.

by chjicken September 29, 2020

Cold jar codgers

Cold jar codgers are people who have had there own children.

The baby boomer generation are 'Cold jar codgers'.

by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020

Jarness

A real word

Jarness worked well today

by Jarness man 101 February 14, 2021

Jar

Someone who is extremely annoying/fake, but also someone who tries to be involved in something where they are not welcome.

"Oh my god, stop being a jar. You're just being... a jar"

by Snooblay1999 April 4, 2017

mayonaise jar

Albino white nigga with blond hair

That mayonaise jar is a fuckhead

by GhettoGandhi69 December 12, 2015