halver

one who loves eggs. one who enjoys long walks on the beach and low fat yogurt. on who does palates daily. one who eats yoda. i love eggo waffles. black people are amazing and i love them . all of them. tell ur mom i say hi! And i like penis :3

halver,mom,eggs,beach,waffles

by frank hank December 17, 2010

Haley

Haley is a very sweet, happy person. She is usually short, but that doesn't stop her from taking on the world. Haley loves dance and ballet, and has very strong toes + feet. She's not very popular, but she will fall apart without you, so keep her close! She will complete the puzzle of your life. Haley usually has dirty blonde hair and blue gray eyes. She does lots of cute things but on the inside she is super badass. Haley is the girliest of all her friends, but she still isn't very girly. Her favorite color is pink or light blue, and she is very pretty. Haley has a Barbie- doll figure. She likes wearing boots and playing clarinet or flute. Haley also likes to sing. She sometimes says thing she doesn't mean, but please don't criticize her, it tears Haley apart. If she's your bff, you'll be hers. Sticking up for her is the key to her heart. Her hairstyle is simple and natural. Her clothes choices are plain, and she loves doing her nails. She is a simple, cute, happy

Girl: My friend is always making these cute noises. It's weird in a good way.
Guy: let me guess: her name is Haley
Girl: How did you know?? omg

by SapphireWolfy007 January 10, 2015

Haiver

to walk around staggerishly, usually under the influence of alcohol

Johnny's haivering after those beers.

I haiver when i get drunk

by J.Murder March 20, 2008

haley

Someone who thinks highly of themselves, pretends to think they are not good looking just to hear people tell them they are beautiful, gorgeous, hot, sexy, etc.. will talk shit bout others behind their backs, and thinks VERY few others are good looking.

"She must be a haley, 'cause shes one self loathing bitch"

by halllleeyyy July 2, 2009

haley

1) A small fuzzy creature that scurries amongst the bushes. Short for haleyewhoodfyjoxhnsdon. Makes noises that sound lk ewa, ewa,ewa. And is small wit a long tail and big eyes. Kinda lk a bush baby.

2) A cock gobbler.

1) Here we see a haley. It's small size helps it scurry from the furosious eMiLy. The eMiLy will have to wait its turn...

2) Haley rly lks bjs...

by monkey f*cker June 3, 2009

haever

To be in the position of not being able to make up your mind whether or not to cut off your hippy nit-infested dreads

Kid haevered back and forth, but stopped short of actually decided to lop off his locks

by becy June 23, 2004

Halbert

A weak warrior known to defeat very few soldiers in battle, but when you finally beat him he runs away like a sissy. Legendary camper with penis envy issues.

He talked tough, but he was just a Halbert.

by ryanlb8998 February 19, 2010