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happy morning sitdown

A polite way of saying 'Taking a shit', used by a presenter on a London radio station.
How can people be happy in Australia, where you have to check the entire room before taking your happy morning sitdown?
by MisterLister November 8, 2010
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Happy Asshole

1. Term used to describe an individual who is so totally oblivious to the world surrounding him/her that he/she can totally fuck up whatever you were attempting to do at the same moment. Even though you were right there. In plain sight. Staring right at them. The whole time. See Example "A".

2. Term used to describe someone who has WAY too much fun doing the most fruitless of tasks. See Example "B".

3. That odd fellow who has been living in a van down by the river, living off government cheese, who thinks that life "Shoo don git nah bettah than dis! (cackle, cough, hack, and spit)" Also has a "Homemade Bait" stand on his front passenger seat. See Example "C".
Example A: As Ajax was attempting to pull up to the pump for gas, that Happy Asshole pulled in right in front of him, got out, gave Ajax a friendly wave, and began filling his own car up.

Example B:

Ajax: "Clarence sure loves mowing his lawn, he has been at it for hours!"

Joe: "Yeah, but his mower doesn't have any blades in it!"

Ajax: "What a Happy Asshole!" (Smiles and waves to Clarence, who is grinning like a man with tits in his hat)

Example C: C'mon, we all know that guy. He has that wonderful aroma of old cheese and cat urine wafting around him.
by Cradar131 August 5, 2012
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Haley

A strange child usually mid height. Haley’s tends to have brownish blond hair. They are known for laughing and goofing around, a big time lover that likes someone too fast. They also are very emotional. Haley’s love to cuddle. Great at sports, they usually suck at paying attention to one thing at a time.
Haley is a loving and emotional girl.
by Julia000 June 10, 2018
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Happy Bidet

Comes from the sound of a Happy Birthday, shortened to Happy B-day. Since "b-day" is pronounced in the same way as "bidet", Happy Bidet is a humorous way of wishing someone a happy birthday.
- Isn't it your birthday today?
- Yes it is.
- Oh, Happy Bidet, mate!
by bijomaru78 June 12, 2018
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happy new nonce

Happy New Nonce means Happy New Year in the Uk. New nonce is part of the UK tradition and people often make new nonce resolutions.
I wish you a happy new nonce!
by tomprattx December 30, 2022
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happy clappy

A derogatory term, used to describe evangelical Christain fundamentalists; usually those who express their faith through modern music or other media.
Some bloody happy clappy thinks he can wake me up before 2 in the afternoon on a Saturday to talk me about God!? I'll show him!
by Molecule802.11 April 5, 2009
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Haley

She is the most amazing girl you ever met. She is athletic, smart, and hot. Her smile will make you smile. She is very funny but classy. She gets really good grades and is in most advanced classes. She has me hypnotized by her sheer awesomeness.
Guy 1: Hey look at you, going out with Haley!
Me: Yeah she's the best thing in my life right now.
by Marco717 February 24, 2013
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