by Gongoko August 28, 2018
Get the Gonzing mug.A male with this last name is very affectionate with ALL the ladies, is quite handsome, sweet, and funny, yet so humble and respectful, loves soccer with a burning passion, screams "GOOOOOOL!!!" at the top of his lungs rather often, is so Mexican he eats a shit ton of Tapatio with his tacos, is superbly intellectual/intelligent, has like 17 primos (cousins), sings corridos in the shower, wakes up to a rooster's "kikiriki" every morning, has many friends/acquaintances, and can be successful at anything he wants to.
In other words, he's just the PERFECT alpha male.
In other words, he's just the PERFECT alpha male.
Girl #1: Man, just look at that Gonzalez guy go. He's sooooo charming. I think I'm starting to like him.
Girl #2: Like him? I love him!!
Gonzalez: Morning, ladies!
(both girls faint in awe and fall backwards)
Girl #2: Like him? I love him!!
Gonzalez: Morning, ladies!
(both girls faint in awe and fall backwards)
by angel_MVP August 29, 2018
Get the Gonzalez mug.To be in a state of distain or unpleasantness after a night out, usually due to a hangover or come-down
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Get the Gronau mug.The act of posting incestuous pictures of anime girls, mostly related to the ship of the fictional characters Hikawa Sayo and Hikawa Hina from the franschise Bang Dream. The origin of the name comes from a widely known Chilean weeb named Gonzalo, who is known for shipping this relationship and spamming it in plenty different Social Media plataforms.
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