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a Gronau is someone who is confident, usually of European desent. A Gronau has achieved much in their life and is usually extremely attractive. Gronau's are great in bed, they can turn anyone on. They like to bite and are extremely kinky in bed. Most Gronau's are known for their sleeping around, but still being highly irresistable and hard to get at the same time. Any Gronau's can be compared to a Greek God. They have magical and mystical powers that will render any human defenseless. Don't mess with a Gronau or bad things WILL happen!
Is that girl a Gronau?" "Nope, she's not hot enought.
Gronau by Mr. SuckMyWeiner August 16, 2010
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A common name associated with meth heads
Be careful around sid hes a gronau theyll steal you blind
Gronau by artherians30233 March 7, 2019
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A derogatory expression for black people used by non-blacks derived from a loose interpretation of negro read backwards.

Initially popularized by the native-Spanish speakers at Chili's Bar and Grill at the Beacon Center in Miami, Florida, circa 1996-1998.
I would recommend locking your car doors when traveling through Overtown - there is an abundance of Gronays here.
Gronay by Beacon Crew August 21, 2008

gronkulate 

To throw something in the air and spin it around at the same time
Watch what happens when I gronkulate this pumpkin.
gronkulate by jusTiNbumKin October 27, 2023
The worst stage of a mans life
Gabe: I hit grongus 2 months ago
Jacob: sending prayers man 🙏
grongus by Smallcockmcjagger July 30, 2020
An idiot that doesn't know shit about anything relevant; and is usually trying to look hard and be a mad cunt!
G.I. - "oi that gronkus is tryna ring me again wtf"

JOE - "yeah mate this guys got no bloody clue!! what a gronkus hahaha!!!!"
Gronkus by Duhncan Corleone July 22, 2014
A black guy's testicles. A combination of Negro and gonads.
Some black guy tried to mug me and I kicked the bastard right in the gronads.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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