Gruff

Another word for pussy. Mostly used as an insult.

"Shut-up your a gruff!"

by me262 January 31, 2010

Gruff

A scrotal beard. Usually resembles the facial hair worn by wizards.

I condition my gruff every day to keep it smooth and silky for the ladies.

by Orgasm Deliverance December 14, 2010

guff

An extreme idiot with no intellectual power.

Wow. That guy's such a Guff.

by Pyncha October 17, 2004

gruff

a term used to describe female facial hair. Usually occures on an old biddy. Looks like a cross between pubes, lint and bumfluff. If not removed, often initiates name calling or being mistaken for a man, and could become tangled to ass hair during those intimate moments.

Mr Brown thought he'd found the perfect partner, until he found out Mavis had just let her gruff get out of control

by gruff_hater January 2, 2006

gluffin

1. the act of meddling in free-trade.
2. Monopolizing the Toilet Paper industry.
3. a person whom has never lived in a green house

1: You are hereby under arrest for gluffining
2: Yo man, I'm totally gluffin'!
3: I have something to tell you... I'm not too proud but... I'm a gluffin...

by Jeff June 30, 2006

Gruffuncle

A dirty, smelly,hairy, piece of toast.

While watching tv:

Ana: " eeew mom! there's some gruffuncle under the tv!

by Carl the llama December 5, 2010

gaffy

A homosexual, slang.

"That fucking gaffy!"

by Mladen S December 14, 2008