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Bro-Oh

Pronounced to rhyme with the ever-so popular "uh-oh", a Bro-Oh is an awful Bro mistake.

The mistake: you tried to be a Bro by raw-dogging a ho, but you fucked up and made made that baby, yo!
Dude, I made a Bro-Oh, can you loan me some bills for an abortion?

Shit, I made a Bro-Oh, and now she wants to keep it and get married...
by Improvize June 21, 2011
mugGet the Bro-Ohmug.

captain bro

A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!
Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!
by Skyking007 October 12, 2015
mugGet the captain bromug.

hobo-bro

A bro who is currently in between residences for any reason and is crashing in you're pad and free loading off all your shit.
Trent: Hey Bro, if I blackout tonight can I crash on your couch?

Skyler: Nah man, my old college buddy lost his job and is being a huge hobo-bro at my pad right now.
by ilovelb October 26, 2009
mugGet the hobo-bromug.

JORDAN BRO

THE MOST EGGIC BRO EVER! don't mess jordan or you will get the fist of fury. CEO OF THE WORD EGGIC
Friend 1: who the new kid
Friend 2: it's JORDAN BRO, HE"S SO EGGIC
by EGG BRO July 16, 2020
mugGet the JORDAN BROmug.

Bro-trust

The most holy bond between two bros. Bro-trust is the faith that your bros will back you up and always keep their promises.
"Bro, promise to wake me up before you leave. I really want to come."
"I will dude."
"Promise on bro-trust."
by aTrain8 May 12, 2009
mugGet the Bro-trustmug.

Book bro

A seemingly slow college bro with a surprising amount of knowledge stored inside him. He doesn't acknowledge it, but brings it up when he feels that it's necessary.
Chad: yo that party was like, totally radical!

Adam: dude, doesn't that word have, like, negative connotations? If you're talking about a political party then that scentence could really be interpreted the wrong way, man.

Chad: wtf? You're such a book bro, man.
by Flying starfruit August 1, 2016
mugGet the Book bromug.

Bro Pesci

Short chunky Italian bro similar to Actor Joe Pesci from lethal weapon
Look at that short chunky little Bro Pesci with his gamecube and black dildo
by dirtydurb April 20, 2010
mugGet the Bro Pescimug.

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