Florida feel 

A Florida Feel is when you shave off your mans nipples and then titty fuck his giant jugs.

Hey babe, do you want a Florida Feel tonight as I just purchased the new lawn mower 3.0?

Florida feel by Penisbreath January 26, 2020

Florida Chrome 

Duct tape, Or the liberal application of such product.

Oh yeah, my truck mirror fell off but i give er' all the way with some Florida chrome

Florida Chrome by Conagher March 13, 2020

florida moron 

some one from Florida who went out to the beach with thousands of other people and got covid-19

damn those dudes on the beach are such florida morons

florida moron by dghfadhgfb April 23, 2020

FLORIDA Turn 

A FLORIDA Turn, is an abrupt, erratic, or otherwise unpredictable drastic change in direction, often involving multiple lane changes (with or without a signal) in order to ensure you don't miss your exit. After all, a true FLORIDA driver is always the only one on the road ( or at least, the only one that matters to them).

Kyle was driving down the highway in the left lane. All of a sudden he noticed his exit quickly passing him by, so he made a FLORIDA Turn

FLORIDA Turn by FlaudaBoi May 22, 2020

Florida Womper 

A Florida womper is a crazy crack head that can’t decide over crack and tweak

This dude named Kyle is a Florida Womper

Florida Womper by KvngSkitzo July 15, 2020

Florida Gamer 

Can also be written as FloG
A gamer that doesn’t fit the stereotypical obese man living in his mom’s basement. This mostly comes from the fact that most homes in Florida don’t have basements.

Andy: Bruh my mom doesn’t let me get a gaming pc cuz she’s afraid that I’ll wind up “unhealthy” but I keep telling her than I’m a Florida Gamer, I’m not like them.
Drew: Yeah that word meaning not a stereotypical gamer. I guess you’re one.
Andy: I am one! A real good FloG. I work out, I eat healthy, I don’t wear glasses, the list just goes on and on.

Florida Gamer by Daiohsama August 2, 2020

Florida Shuffle

The constant switching of lanes by Florida drivers, typically performed without use of blinkers. This dance is typically seen on major highways such as I-95 and creates traffic

Angela: Are you almost here? We're going to be late.
Brad: Sorry, I got stuck in some traffic, everyone was doing the Florida Shuffle

Florida Shuffle by Jsjstraka September 24, 2020