Pennsylvania Dragrace

When a car occupying every lane of a highway is traveling at the same speed (under the speed limit) preventing you from passing

Mike: dude when are you gonna get here, you're already late!
Adam: I know man, I'm caught behind a Pennsylvania Dragrace

by Jsjstraka March 16, 2016

Florida Shuffle

The constant switching of lanes by Florida drivers, typically performed without use of blinkers. This dance is typically seen on major highways such as I-95 and creates traffic

Angela: Are you almost here? We're going to be late.
Brad: Sorry, I got stuck in some traffic, everyone was doing the Florida Shuffle

by Jsjstraka September 24, 2020