Fernieing

The act of jacking off on grannies furniture

Granny: “Bosh why are staining the carpet?”
Bosh: “The cat likes it granny! Its called Fernieing”

by Dykey Buttcrack September 2, 2019

Fern

70's slang-term for a prolific pubic bush.

Inclusive of all genders and identifications.
The main requirement is a crotchal region neglected from grooming for months, whereupon entire ecosystems can be formed.

Jack Rebney: "And, they fit the diverse buyer needs of a very large... fern. What's the fuckin' line, Ken?"

Zach Galifianakis: "Between two Ferns"

by midinerd September 21, 2019

Fernie

That girl that likes Indie music, wears oversized clothing, obsessed with Ripndip. Usually very nice and caring.

Awe! Here comes Fernie!

by Cumkakes019 October 14, 2019

Fernando

Fernando came here on a boat, a rare Portuguese human who falls in love at the first sign of pussy. He is one with Bucho and his hair is weird sometimes but at the end of the day Fernando is a being who is simply amazing

Hey, didn't fernando go out with Achelia?

by Sexymf69 October 25, 2019

Fernel

Fernel is a person with a name that people will most commonly relate to a plant called Fern. It will be found along trees normally but if you spot Fernel, you will think that you see a fern as Fernel looks just like fern.

"Why can't I find Fernel?"
" Oh, shes there. But she looks like a fern that's why it is hard to differentiate her and the trees shes standing beside."

by Kekelia November 19, 2019

Ferncel

A Mexican who is too white to make friends with other Mexicans but too Mexican to make friends with white people.

I’m scared to go to Mexico incase I bump into a ferncel.

by Teeeeg December 10, 2019

fernando

he will break you heart and he will play you like a bitch

Girl 1: oooh whos that?
Girl 2: thats Fernando he is a player

by fernieisawsome December 15, 2019