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flattergabbed

When someone is poked by people around him/her while being flattened by a giant hydraulic press.
The judge sent Jimmy to be flattergabbed, bless his heart.
by BlusteelDiver May 19, 2023
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Flattery

The assurance of paid legal fees, payable by cash or money order
Listen babe, flattery will get you anywhere
by Keith West June 11, 2023
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flattyitis

A particularly henious disease where one becomes savagely addicted to chasing large platycephalus fuscus, otherwise known as ‘sandbags’ or OVERSIZE Dusky Flathead. Generally the infected specimen never recovers from this and has it for life.
I used to be scared lonely and confused in life but now that I have flattyitis I can continue to go on.
by Dusky dave. July 31, 2024
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Flattie

Flattie - a breast cancer survivor who has had one or both breasts removed and chose to be flat. Aesthetic flat closure may also be done after removal of a breast implant that was used to restore breast shape. During an aesthetic flat closure, extra skin, fat, and other tissue in the breast area are removed. The remaining tissue is then tightened and smoothed out so that the chest wall appears flat.
This breast cancer warrior is a Flattie.
by KFlattie September 21, 2023
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flatty tatty

A way to call someone flat and ugly as in they have nothing to offer and they are annoying.
“why is bella such a flatty tatty?”
by loluwufurry October 25, 2023
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flattearthy

Manipulative "triple p" --- i.e., "pump-priming praise" --- remarks dat are so obviously insincere and invalid dat they might as well be trying to convince da listener dat da world is a huge disc-shape.
Da term "flattearthy" could also mean gushing admiration/approval dat is so overwhelmingly ego-stroking dat da swimmy-brained recipient might actually be willing to believe dat our planet is configured like a tabletop instead of a sphere.
by QuacksO November 30, 2023
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Flattard

An offensive name for a person who believes that the earth is flat
Person A: Person C is such a flattard! Did he not see on our last beach trip that the sun goes down the horizon?
Person B: Yeah! He told us that the sun and moon is always above flat earth but we can clearly see the sun and moon rise and set which means that earth is mot flat!
by Octoweed March 29, 2024
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