Dookie

A very ugly girl with yellow stained teeth and is anorexic.

Man that girl's a Dookie.

by Quizatron829 March 28, 2010

Dookie-Pop

The act of engaging in anal intercourse, then pulling out and putting your dookie covered penis in your partners mouth.

Valerie was a dirty whore...so I knew she wouldn't mind me giving her a dookie-pop.

by Badger66 September 21, 2005

dooked

the process by which a penis is inserted in someones ass; slang term for anal sex

y was latisha walkin lyke she got dooked up tha butt???

jennifer got dooked up tha butt yesterdae!!!!

by **brownsuga** June 10, 2005

blast a dookie

Much like explosive diahrea. It comes out very fast, but it is usually very large.

Brennen was in the bathroom for like 30 seconds blasing a dookie, but it reaked like a 400 lb gorrila of a man was in there for an hour.

by RevStan January 9, 2004

diamond doorknob

before you give a guy a blowjob you fill your mouth with champagne and blow it up the guy's asshole. he needs to clench his asshole while you give him a blowjob, then when he cums he shits. the champagne enema makes the feces all hard and sparkly, like a diamond doorknob.

damn, allie just wasted half a bottle of Dom giving that bro a diamond doorknob!

by cannonballs December 21, 2014

hippopotamus doorknob

Noun. A process in which a person shoves an umbrella in his or her anus, and then promptly opens it up, thus making his or her asshole larger. The misguided soul then proceeds to put watermelon-sized anal beads into his or her rectum. This being must then try to regurgitate these objects into a friend's mouth. Finally, the friend runs to the nearest zoo naked and gets impaled by a rhinoceros.

- Damn son, why you so stressed today? Did ya take a hippopotamus doorknob recently?
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.

by Brolijah May 7, 2014

Dookieshit

The substance that covers all swords that you order from the company BUD K. Dookieshit is an oily substance that smells worse than shit, thus calling it Dookieshit.

This Viking Sword you just bought from Bud K is covered in dookieshit dude.

by Jeff and Tobes March 29, 2003