crotch grease

the lubricant that forms around your ball sac when the temperature becomes too hot.

The crotch grease is building up around me so much you would think we were in an autoshop.

by george tedbetter July 24, 2006

Fe-Crotch

The act of spraying Febreeze at another man's crotch area.

You just got fe-crotched!

by DFrez November 3, 2009

crotch

To hide drugs in the crotch of your pants so that if a police dog catches the scent, it will look as though he's just sniffing your crotch the way dogs often do.

Dude! It's the cops, crotch the weed!

by Anonymous January 12, 2003

cheeseburger crotch

n. The swelling of the vaginal area during pregnancy, so much so that it gives the appearance of packing a cheeseburger in the woman's panties.

"Damn! What the hell are you stuffin in your underware?!"

"It's yo baby. He's giving me cheesburger crotch."

by sarah April 15, 2005

Crotch Fruit

A pregnant woman's baby.

Angelina has got Brad's crotch fruit growing inside her.

by Divadi January 13, 2006

crotchless panty

A panty(normally womans) that is missing the crotch area with the pussy is located

Ali: I like to wear a crotchless panty they allow my pussy to breathe and it allows men in there easier.

by weinthecrib13 November 15, 2007

crotch watcher

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.

EX:
Joe: "Dude, I keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys."
Lenny: "Maybe it's because you have a small dick, dude."

by Joe April 7, 2005