co-cousin-niece-in-law

The granddaughter-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

National Cousin Day

You can spend time with your cousin.

Sam: what today is?
Sophie: National Cousin Day, why?
Sam: oh shit! got to go spend time with my cousin, bye.

by Sandria October 3, 2021

internet wiener cousins

People who know each other in real life, and have encountered by random chance content created by one another

"I totally saw the pseudonym my bro Rick uses on an Urban Dictionary word. I guess were internet wiener cousins now."

by drakebloodiv August 19, 2011

you're cousin an english muffin

worse than you're mom gay but not as bad at your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, ur sister a mister or ur grandpap a trap

1: ur mom gay

2: no u
1: you're cousin an english muffin

by Circ3 May 11, 2018

half-great-cousin-niece

Half-first cousin’s granddaughter.

My half-great-cousin-niece is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Your little cousin wants to play

The phrase your mom says when your retard of a cousin comes to visit and wants to play fortnite or whatever game that is mainstream at the time. The best course of action is uninstalling the GPU driver (thank me later)

Mom: (whatever your name is), your little cousin wants to play on your computer.
You:Can I just tell him that my PC is broken?
Mom:No!

by B8EDUM8 January 11, 2021

cousin tex

Cousin to harryman and all around hick. Most often seen wearing his signature cowboy hat and blue vest. Helped Harryman defeat Invisible People From the Future as his alter-ego "Pink Lasso."

Cousin Tex had never heard of a 24-hour library before.

by Will April 21, 2005