Ann Coulter

Winner, ten years in a row, of the largest adam's apple contest.

That Ann Coulter is better hung than a horse, and uglier.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

coultered

Any action or stimuli that prevents a male from getting an erection for at least 20 minutes.

After Brian found out Mary bought a strap-on, he was totally coultered.

by Patrickthegreatest1 September 14, 2008

I could just fart rainbows

Such a warm happy feeling inside over something utterly delicious or satisfying, extremely pleasant, fullness of self.

I am so happy that you, two, finally got married: I could just fart rainbows.

by Guido1 January 7, 2011

Coulter

noun (backformation from Ann Coulter): any blonde conservative woman who performs commentary on television, has a radio show, or sells books affirming conservative viewpoints, but who seems to lack expertise in any field or access to even rudimentary facts.

1. My mom still listens to Dr. Laura--even after I pointed out she's just a coulter pretending to be a shrink! 2. Katie Couric's ratings are down. I think it's because everyone's figured out she's really just a coulter. 3. How could James Carville be married to that coulter?!

by Geoffrey Crayon July 18, 2007

you could drive a wooden person crazy

A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you are beyond all natural levels of irritating.

Matthew Lesko could drive a wooden person crazy.

by Chainsaw August 29, 2005

anne coulter

A euphemism used by conservatives to define a wet dream

Rex: I had an Anne Coulter last night and it was excellent
Spud: Excellent!
Rex: You can say that again
Spud: Excellent!

by davefromspain January 27, 2008

Ann Coulter

A fascist bitch demagogue and troublemaker whose violent hatred and bigotry gives Christianity a bad name just like the Middle Eastern terrorists give Islam a bad name. She became a millionaire by peddling screeds of hatred against religious and ethnic minorities, Islam, gays, and of course , "liberals" (that is, people who don't agree with her sick, twisted satanic philosophy). If you read excerts from her books you can see that she is a violent, extremely hateful psychotic. If you've had history class in college you can see she is similar to Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, and also Slobodan Milosevic - the son-of-a-bitch. She advocates violence against her targets of hatred. She is dangerous. She often has a wild hateful look in her eyes. She needs to be admitted in an asylum and sedated. She is crazy.

Bill: Look at Tony! He's reading that Ann Coulter book again.

George: Tony can't think for himself. He follows any guru who claims to be a Christian. Ain't nothing Christian about Ann Coulter. She's just a plain bitch.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 6, 2008