cooning

1:describes a person/persons acting like a coon (spade,wog,negro,sambo,niggity)

2:untrustworthy person, a person with a very angry attitude and aggressive tendancies.

3:someone that cant be serious at any given time.

OI MATE! stop cooning around, your acting like a sambo.

what ya cooning at? looking like a spade with your coon breath.

if you coon around too much son, a spear chucker will have his way with you while you sleep

cooning by dont be a coon all your life May 3, 2008

coking 

To have a drink of coke before you go to bed just so you can lie awake all night thinking about her.

"I coked for her last night. I'm hell tired now but I needed to stay awake because with her, reality is better than a dream"

coking by JR July 4, 2005

coming out of the cupboard 

What a homosexual midget does.

That midget is considering the implications of coming out of the cupboard.

coming out of the cupboard by MikeyBST November 23, 2010

cooning

Acting like or in a manner becoming of a raccoon.

1) To swipe somthing or take without asking but usually with the intention to return it.

2) To act greedy and hoard somthing, usually not very valuable.

3) The act of cheating somone or tricking them out of a getting a service/object.

*Usually used in this manner by red necks or hillbillies

1) Bob: Uh Joe, weres my pencil?
Joe: Sam cooned it.

2) Bob: Hey! Joe's cooning all the potato chips.

3) Bob: Hey wait! Bill just cooned me out of a turn. (During a game)

cooning by Bullseye Bill May 13, 2008

conigits 

Conigits are little bits (remnants) from food, people, animals, etc...

Damn, Pete left bits all over the couch again. He's not allowed over anymore.

conigits by the chocolate elvis April 24, 2003

cooning

to coon;to get cooned on; cooning
(verb) the act of savagely dunking a basketball/ jumping onto another person and letting one's testicles rest over the victim's eyes. After being blinded with genitalia and blocked from sunlight for an extended period of time, the meat goggles (testicles) will leave behind a pale, clammy mask (and possibly a few black pubic whiskers) around the eyes. Very similar to a bad sunglass tan. The result of a good cooning both resembles a raccoon mask as well as wrinkly, droopy dark bags under the eyes while the scrotum hangs and bakes.

Jordo cooned on Gary atleast 6 times at the basketball game this weekend.I'm starting to think Gary enjoys a sweaty cooning.

Boy do I hate getting cooned on. After that last cooning I had to tell everybody at work I left my stunner shades on in the tanning bed.

cooning by JuicemanJr June 12, 2011

coming on strong

When you've taken some banging MDMA and the coming up is rather intense.

Raver 1: " Dude, are you coming up yet?"
Raver 2: "Hell yeah, I'm coming on strong"

coming on strong by psychedoutdudeonacid November 18, 2014