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food coma

A state in which a person is generally lethargic, lazy, and very full from eating a large meal. A large meal shall be defined as a meal containing high amounts of carbohydrates.

After eating such a meal, a person usually cannot eat anymore because they are too tired to carry on.

A common cause of such weariness can be directly related to eating turkey at Thanksgiving. Turkey contains Tryptophan, a sleep inducing chemical.
Another cause of food coma comes from drinking too much wine with a big meal.
The real cause of Food Coma comes from eating too much carbs that will eventually break down in the stomach, causing an inordinate amt. of blood to rush to the system.

To releive the effects of food coma, one can unbutton their pants so their stomach can expand beyond normal perameters.
Also, it is advised that a person take a short nap, followed by a large dessert.
Gee adam, i'm really tired. I think the tryptophan in that turkey is putting me to sleep.

Tasha was so full she unbuttoned her pants to help releive her Food Coma before taking a nap.
by gdiggity May 21, 2006
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Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando

The sequal to the best platform game ever made- Ratchet and Clank.
Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando is a lot harder then the first one.
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003
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Penis Coma

When a male undergoes an extended period of time without sex, the penis falls into a comatose state.
Lyn: Did you hook up that girl the other night?

Josh: No...my penis is suffering from a Penis Coma :(
by Josh Ward October 21, 2010
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comasturbatory

It is comasturbatory for a woman to give a handjob to a guy while he fingers her.
by G. Thomas January 8, 2007
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camman18

Daily uploads with cool Minecraft facts. You'll ace your Minecraft exam.exe lol
He also does extremely loud as h**l minecraft buts, but that's fine, turn down the volume on ur TV.
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by God of family-friendliness December 13, 2021
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Stoner Coma

The comatose-like state that quickly follows after smoking some dank-ass indica. The effect can also be produced with certain other buds and the people most susceptible to a Stoner Coma are people who are new to smoking the cannabis plant.
Josh: Damn man!
Jarred: What's wrong?
Josh: That purp indica shit we got the other day put Rob into a stoner coma!
Rob: ZzzzZzzz
by Spartan1010 June 12, 2008
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Doja Coma

When you are so high, you have no choice but to sleep for approx. 1 to 2 hours only to wake up and eat everything in a 2 block radius.
Jon was high as a junt and quickly fell into a Doja Coma. *Falls asleep* An hour and a half later, he awoke in a hungry rage. The first thing that he eats is Swedish Fish, colorful Twizzlers, and Ramen noodles. *Maxin' on munchies* He then proceeded to clear out the neighbors' cabinets.

Before he knew it, Jon began to come to his senses and proceeded to roll more junts and began the cycle all over again.

Let's ride bikes.
by Chrisb Chrisb August 9, 2009
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