Eleventh Commandment

Thou shalt not get caught.

The Ten Commandments:

Thou shalt have no other gods before me
Thou shalt not make for yourself an idol
Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of your God
Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy
Thou shalt honor your father and mother
Thou shalt not murder
Thou shalt not commit adultery
Thou shalt not steal
Thou shalt not bear false witness
Thou shalt not covet

The Eleventh Commandment (the most important one)

Thou shalt not get caught.

by George McBob August 31, 2009

Common

Common (a.k.a. CommonSense) is an underground rapper out of chicago.He broke out with his song "I used to love h.e.r." talking about how hip hop was being changed in the 90's

Did you hear about Common from brown sugar?

by Roddie Kay October 24, 2004

gacha community

The community of Gacha Life and Gacha Club. There is a lot of good stuff being produced, but it is being overshadowed by the cringy 9-year-olds who make gacha heat and other stuff. Examples of the good side can be found on r/GachaClub and examples of the bad side can be found on r/GachaLifeCringe and r/GLCSister on Reddit.

Guy 1: How's the gacha community?
Guy 2: Still taken over by the down bad 9-year-olds with their mom's phone
Guy 1: That sucks, man.

by TylerGaming101_YT April 6, 2022

Commack Motor Inn

The Commack Motor Inn is a place where, anyone 18 or older can go and rent a room. You can rent a room by the hour, or for the night. The Commack Motor Inn is famously known for being a "dirty" place where young people go to have sex.

My boyfriend and I fucked at the Commack Motor Inn last night.

by LSDD July 30, 2011

commercials

Shown on television to advertise products. Companies pay to put their commercials on air. One commercial is usually 30 seconds. Shown during shows and in between shows.

I waited until the commecials came on so I could use the bathroom without missing the show.

by _Daniel_ August 3, 2005

The Communist

A sex position created by Cosmonauts during the rather enthusiastic early years of the Soviet Union's space program. Once the space craft leaves Earth's orbit, both participants paint themselves in a vibrant shade of red, lay face to face, and hold their arms and legs out to form a star. Most importantly, it must be done in zero gravity so that no one is on top.

Cosmonaut 1: Yes comrade, on my last mission to MIR Anna Karenina and I performed The Communist.

Cosmonaut 2: Was it as good as they say comrade-captain?

Cosmonaut 1: It was utter pleasure for both of us.

by chopetov May 5, 2009

Commissioner Gordon

A friend who only contacts you; when they are in need of your help.

You know how Commissioner Gordon only contacts Batman when he's in a tight spot?
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.

by The_Ecstatic1 September 1, 2014