coconut-rough

When a chic coats your dick in coco ( shit ) and then roughs it up by beating it on a coconut

I got a coconut rough when she got drunk at a Mexican beach party
Coconut rough - she shat because of spicy Mexican food and beat the shit off my nut with a coconut

She coco my nut then got rough with it

I got coconut-rough

by Nasty beastie February 9, 2022

Coconut Law

You must eat two pieces of coconut
That is the law

Eat two pieces of coconut bavan. It's the coconut law.

by DarkAbyssDude March 8, 2018

Dirty coconut

To eat the public hair of one's partner. Usually as part of an intimate encounter though not strictly so.

No, I don't need a wax; hubby had dirty coconuts so I'm smooth as a veal cutlet!

by TheRedRaven May 27, 2022

Coconutable

Coconutable dictates someone who is able to be hit with a coconut, typically really well.

Man that guys really coconutable

by Wrenthree May 29, 2024

Coconut Surprise

The act of putting two fists in an orifice and one's dingly wingly between the fists.

Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!

by McFetus February 21, 2015

Coconuts

Coconuts: (noun) hood slang for a black man's testicles.

-coco = black; African-American; African}
-nuts = testicles; balls

"I'm getting smashed by some coconuts tonight. Wanna join in?"

by UrAverageBlackManz January 13, 2020

zim zim coconut

an expression of extreme frustration and anger. It stems from an onomatopoeic aproximation of Hiro Nakamura's Japanese expression of frustation in Afica in episode 40 "Dying of the Light" of Heroes.

(after watching someone take the last parking spot at the mall on Christmas Eve)
Zim Zim Coconut!

by gregbell76 February 28, 2009