pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.

Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.

by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023

355 (cocktail)

equal parts spiced rum and mixer (typically supermarket own brand coca-cola)

1: "i'm way too sober man, wanna head back for a 355 (cocktail)?"
2: "fuck yeah, man"
1: "should be able to meet them all at the next bar, still"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

French Cocktail

When the girl is upside down and you cum in her throat and she throws it up back onto you.

I just finished and she French cocktailed me, but at least I finished.

by Kuertionary April 22, 2023

Polish Cocktail

A glass of water with a booger in it

I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.

by JimmyV August 1, 2023

Couscous Cocktail

The Chubby-bunny challenge but you replace the marshmallows with bollocks that have been marinaded in a Bloody Mary.

Becky: I dare you to do the Couscous Cocktail challenge!
Josh: Bro no
Becky: okay I'll do it, gimme your bollocks nasty man.

by deatrociouswh0re October 16, 2023

Shrimp cocktail

While receiving a foot job, a pinky toe is quickly inserted into the rectum.

She gave me a shrimp cocktail while she was jacking me off with her feet.

by Shrimper 911 November 18, 2023

Honeymoon Cocktail

The act of a woman placing her cupped hand over her cum filled pussy then sitting on her male suitor’s face to perform oral stimulation with cum dripping down.

Guy 1: “I loaded my girlfriend’s snatch with cum last night.”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”

by Capt. Ivan Drago February 2, 2024