JimmyV's definitions

Faux Po

A person driving a late model unmarked police car (obtained at sheriff's sale) but is not an officer. Usually a frustrated person who has tried to make the force and failed.

Dave: Dude, watch out for the po-po in the fast lane

Jim: That's some lame ass faux po hogging the fast lane.

by JimmyV January 22, 2009

faux-po

Variation on po-po or police. A car that is similar to an unmarked poilce car yet is owned by a regular joe that wants to be a policeman or just wants to confuse others. Highly annoying when situated in the fast lane holding up traffic.

Susan: Hey! Slow down. There's a police officer up here.

Jim: No way, that's just faux-po.

by JimmyV June 5, 2007

Polish Cocktail

A glass of water with a booger in it

I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.

by JimmyV August 1, 2023