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cluster fuck

the mixture of peanut-butter and fuck
Girl : omg there's peanut butter everywhere
Boy : what a cluster fuck
by lelebebee4547 July 26, 2010
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Cluster Fuck

A type of bomb developed in world war 2 that would unleash a small payload of usually 7 - 8 topless women that will perform deviant sexual acts until you die.
"sarge! incoming cluster fuck 300 metres!!!"
by Duncan The Magnifican't July 9, 2007
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Cluster Fuck

any interaction that involves dealing with PENTA
I had another Cluster Fuck with PENTA on the phone today
by JohnnyJohnny432 December 14, 2006
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clusterfuckedified

An unnecessarily complicated calamity resulting from a series of poorly executed decisions or events.
Bad planning on your part should not necessitate an emergency on my part - Do not set people up to be clusterfuckedified.
by Riotgirl08 November 4, 2015
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Clusterfucked

To be so drunk the world no longer makes sense (even 8 hours later)
"Oh look at that... I'm so clusterfucked I'm going to have a collision with the floor."
by Jayceeyooooo July 24, 2017
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clusterfuckobia

The fear of having everything turn into a clusterfuckation
"My clusterfuckobia is keeping me from focusing on my work." (Sort of like a deer in the headlights thing.)
by caniwinz June 6, 2018
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Clusterfucktastrophe

Something which feels catastrophic; like it is complete chaos due to being clustered, causing a since of being overwhelmed & unable to find a starting place.
"My life is a clusterfucktastrophe right now."
by $t0rmy Weather January 3, 2019
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