cape cod classic

when you bring someone down to the beach, holding them at gun point, and make them swim out about 50 yards before shooting them non-fatally to draw blood and letting the sharks do the rest

If I ever have alzheimer's, take me down for a cape cod classic, won't cha?

by mostirishpotato January 4, 2018

classic liberal

A modern conservative using an outdated term from the 19th century to identify themselves. Essentially, a classic liberal believes in an unregulated free market, like a conservative, but doesn't care about social freedoms and benefits, because those beliefs don't benefit corporations (so shut up minorities and people of atypical sexes and gender identifications; and fuck you, welfare programs). So yeah, they're just your average conservative. The point of using this name for themselves is to make their politics more appealing to the masses, as they assume most people won't know or have the inclination to look up what a classic liberal is.

Guy 1: "I'm not a conservative anymore. I'm a classic liberal now!"

Guy 2: "So you're a conservative with a Trojan horse name?"

Guy 1: "NO! FUCK YOU! THAT'S FAKE NEWS!!!! STOP STIFLING MY FREE SPEECH!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
(Guy 1 then proceeds to fling his own feces at everyone around him to distract from being exposed)

by Bojangles Smitherson December 3, 2020

classic man

noun
(derived from Jidenna - Classic Man song)
1. someone who imitates the style, economic standing and personality of their oppressors and patrons.
2. overly professionalized.
3. name dropper.
4. assumes a parody like established persona of a tastemaker or intellectual.
5. "a man about town"
6. thinks they're edgy but is actually just boring
7. unaware of their antiquated ideas about culture
8. "liberal" but posesses extremely heteronormative ideals

I'm sure he thinks he's interesting and connected but he's just a classic man.
He's not that sucessful he just acts like a classic man to compensate.
"Why is he wearing a suit? "Oh he's just a classic man"

by babyhopeless August 9, 2015

classic meal

1. The super intense combination of doritos and coca-cola.

1. I love doritos and coke; they go so good together and they make the classic meal.

by James Wheaton March 22, 2005

classic

a typical thing a person would do all the time that is annoying, stupid and makes people think they are a prick

"Oh shes a classic"

"is just classic (persons name) innit"

CLASSSSSSICCCCC

by dave white June 27, 2007

Classic Sam's 15 minute break

This is a variation of the normal 15 minute break. 1 person will page everyone for break. All will meet in the breakroom while coffee is being made. Once it is done, everyone grabs a cup and their smokes and head outside. The break starts once the cigs are lit. 15 minutes later everyone heads back to the breakroom for more coffee or to put their coat away. Some just go to ensure the others make it safely back. After a trip to the restroom, break is finally over. Skilled workers can make this break last 30 minutes easily. If you only work 200 days a year x 2 breaks a day, you could easily steal 100 hours a year just in breaks. That is something to strive for. Sure, this is time theft and you will get fired for it, but really, who is watching?

Has anyone seen Jon, Amy, or Ken? They went on break 15 minutes ago. Oh, thats right . They are on a classic Sam's 15 minute break.

by Classic Sam August 23, 2009

Classic Hitchman

The act of stealing your friend's more impressive job title and professional identity on a night out in an effort to appear more like the alpha male you're not.

James: "Hey man, how was your night out last night?"
Brian: "Yeah good, I told a girl I worked for EY and we ended up back at her place!"
James: "Ahh The Classic Hitchman. Well played!"

Paolo: "Dude, I totally Hitchman'd my way into a threesome last night!"
Jeremy: "No way, how d'you manage that?"
Paolo: "Told them I'm worked for Morgan Stanley lol"

by Mr.BangedYourSister February 7, 2017