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Lag child

Lag Child (noun): A term used in online gaming to describe a player who benefits from lag without realizing it, and believes their success is due to their skill rather than the advantage provided by the lag. This player is often oblivious to the fact that their internet connection is causing them to have an advantage over their opponents, and may deny using it to gain an advantage. The term is often used to describe players who may not intentionally cheat but still benefit from a poor internet connection. However, it is important to note that having an advantage from lag in online gaming is still considered unfair and can ruin the experience for other players. A "lag child" is not an honorable or respectable player, and their behavior is often seen as dishonest and disrespectful to other players.
Person 1: "Did you see that player in the last match? They kept dodging all my attacks, but I couldn't seem to land a hit on them!"

Person 2: "Yeah, I noticed that too. I think they might be a lag child."
by Experiences44 April 6, 2023
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sparkle child

A child that suffers from ADHD and is easily distracted. This can continue into adult hood.
“I was heading over to a friends house to see… . Oh pretty lights….”
Continue, sparkle child”
“Oh yeah, where was I?”
by Khan1969 November 2, 2021
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Yeet The Child

Yeet the child is a type of meme.
I'm depressed, I'll look at Yeet the Child memes.
by Dab5terDUDE November 21, 2021
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Child Support

Something the government keeps forgeting to make unabusable.
Nolan: "I truly hate how easily child support can be abused. It's like legalized misandry. If you're a man, not losing your virginity still does not guarantee safety from this because paternity fraud exists. It is mind-blowing how the government is still ignoring this problem."

Leo: "Bullshit like this is why I'm not planning on getting any bitches, and why I'm avoiding areas where I'm likely to be forced to have sex with a woman."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022
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Child Diddler

That priest is a child diddler, he diddled that young boy
by CHUKUWUEMEKA March 8, 2022
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Child Molestor

A sick fuck that likes to have sex with little kids!

All rapist and molestors should burn in hell and get their head chopped off haha.
Nick: Hey Sally! Wanna okay a quick game in my room?

Sally: Sure! What’s it’s about?

Nick: well… it has simple rules. All you have to do is keep you’re clothes off ;)

Sally: Uhm… okay :)

As you can see Nick is a fucking Child Molestor <3
by hajjagain? January 29, 2022
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needs-child

Stop behaving like a needs-child
by M February 9, 2004
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