Carbomachiato

Carbomachiato Noun Any of the foofoo coffee drinks that are blended but loaded with sugar.

Heather quit working for Starbucks because of all the carbomachiatos they sell! She wanted to say "Why not go with a nice cup of tea with no sugar?"

by Infomaniacal March 10, 2011

carbiturate

Carbiturates are starchy processed foods that act as central nervous system stimulants, and, by virtue of this, they produce a wide spectrum of effects, from mild sedation (from too much) to total euphoria. They are also effective as anxiolytics, as hypnotics, and as antidepressants. They have addiction potential, both physical and psychological.

Man, I got a nice dose of carbiturates with that dessert.

by Mervaroni June 16, 2011

Carberload

Overload on carbs

"OMG major carberload"
"Definite carberload after all that food"
"Starting the diet again tomorrow, I just carberloaded"

by hazeltree September 11, 2011

carbon nose

The really ugly face you make when you drink a soft drink and exhale a carbonated belch through the nose searing the quardland hairs.

After the refreshing root-beer it led to a bad case of carbon nose

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

Carb Therapy

The act of therapeutically indulging in empty carbs to make oneself feel better

Ken just dumped Jenny, she's going to need some major carb therapy.

"So, how was your day?"
"Shitty, but I'll feel better after a bit of carb therapy."

by Katy808 December 11, 2012

carb siesta

-noun phrase -- a snooze taken by a worker about the time of the middle of the afternoon, the weariness having been facilitated by the high carbohydrate content of the meal which was consumed at the noon to 1pm lunch break.

Koby: "What is that noise? Are those idiots in Marketing moving their furniture around again on 6th Floor?"
Alice: "Oh! (giggle) No, Koby. That's Carl, two cubicles over. He took his group to lunch at Pango Bread. Word is, Carl loaded up on the rolls. He's in for quite a long carb siesta."
Koby: "Hey! Larry in A/V should video Carl, youtube it and forward the link to Human Resources."
Alice: "Larry's already on it!" (smirk)

by Jog-A-Potamus October 15, 2013

Carberg

Carberg:
/kär/bərɡ/
noun: carberg; plural noun: carbergs
a large built-up mass of ice and snow attached to the underside of our vehicles in the winter after a snowfall.

Like an iceberg, only the tip may be visible when still clinging to the car, as icebergs floating on the ocean. Once exposed, carbergs are often much larger

"Man, my car is losing traction from the huge carbergs attached to the underside!

by Uncle Larry B February 5, 2015