Mervaroni's definitions

carbiturate

Carbiturates are starchy processed foods that act as central nervous system stimulants, and, by virtue of this, they produce a wide spectrum of effects, from mild sedation (from too much) to total euphoria. They are also effective as anxiolytics, as hypnotics, and as antidepressants. They have addiction potential, both physical and psychological.

Man, I got a nice dose of carbiturates with that dessert.

by Mervaroni June 16, 2011