Keep the change

Receiving sexual favours as a surprise reward for some assistance you've given to someone.

"I helped Cheryl move last weekend, and after it was done, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, and keep the change, baby!"

Keep the change by kevnar June 28, 2006

Tijuana Oil Change 

On a driveway (often covered with newspaper for easy clean-up), one person lets diarrhea drain from them while another person pours fresh diarrhea into his/her mouth, possibly through a funnel. A cooperative act.

Harvey went for a jog around the block to warm up before Brad helped him with his Tijuana Oil Change.

Tijuana Oil Change by helpfuladdition January 16, 2010

Instant Oil Change

from the missionary position, the man dips his dick into the vag of a girl on her period in the same manner one would use a dipstick to check for oil.
then, while the girl is suspended on chairs, the man gets underneath her, opens her vag, and then catches and swallows the menstrual blood as it leaks out, like an oil pan.

Ted: "So, I was goin' down on my girlfriend last night, but she was on her period, so I performed an instant oil change on her."

Ned: "DUDE! That is sick! Nice!!!"

Ted: "I know right?! Which reminds me, I need to go to Jiffy Lube."

Ned: "Lol, Jiffy Lube."

Instant Oil Change by Valvoline23232 May 13, 2011

oil change 

the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening

Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.

oil change by Kurt January 24, 2005

pop shove-it sex change 

A very controversial and most commonly unknown skateboarding trick.

Ben: "Dude, did you see that? He just did a pop shove-it sex change in that half pipe!"
Jake: "Oh no...the skate park might want to kick him out for that, I dont know if the owner is a liberal."

pop shove-it sex change by KenSey June 26, 2008

ass change 

An insignificant amount of money.

Poor guy: I just spent $140 on my textbooks.
Rich asshole: What? $140? That's ass change, dude.

ass change by Hitchcock November 8, 2007

Loose Change Second Edition Recut 

A film written and directed by Dylan Avery, produced by Korey Rowe, and researched for by Jason Bermas the trio heads the production team known as Louder than Words.It is a pivitol documentary about the truth behind 9/11, with supporting evidence from on-the-scene Eyewitnesses that the WTC 1, 2, and 7 were taken down in controlled demolition, the hijackers were fake, no plane crashed in Shanksville, PA and a cruise missle hit the Pentagon. It basically states that everything you thought you knew about 9/11/01 is a lie. It is the third of four editions (the final cut to be released in 2007) released in 2006, with a clip of footage of Jason Bermas at the American Scholars Symposium on June 26th, 2006.

You can watch Loose Change Second Edition Recut by watching it in Google Video or Loosechange911.com, which will link you to Google Video anyway.

Loose Change Second Edition Recut by Louder Than Words Groupie November 24, 2006