Brandon

a huge manchild who screws you over the limit. He's such a moron, when you say fuck you to him he says thank you. All in all, he's a shit.

Oh no, here comes that shit, Brandon again

by MrrTurtle34 August 22, 2018

Brandon

A man with a micropenis

That man has a small penis, he must be a Brandon!

by BigBoyMan August 23, 2018

Brandon

A true Fuck boy

Brandon: Baby I love you I'll see you tomorrow...
Few hours later. Yeah I fucked another woman. Sorry

by Starstream February 3, 2019

Brandon

Small Asian guy with hair longer than my dick.

Brandon is Brandon

by Small Dick Boi February 4, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a total creepy douchebag, he's always going to be a dickhead and deserves a "fuck you" every now and then.

That guy is such a fucking Brandon, I'd fuck him up if he still lived here.

by LordGanggyisdaddy February 6, 2019

Brandon

The WORST FRIEND EVER to have. Ugly,fat,looks like Patrick the damn star and has the iq of a rock.

Brandon has fat teeth.

by Higma February 10, 2019

Brandonism

Loves pregnant women and impress them by running away from them

Gill pulled brandonism on his pregnant wife.

by Steve job's August 30, 2018