bardant

The prehistoric absence of nothing.

The world is full of bardant thinking people

by rawr corp February 28, 2025

Bradagonia

Chill Frat boy who wears Patagonia fleece vests in 100 degree NYC weather on his way to his Finance Job. Goes camping with a thousand dollar tent.

Bradagonia just got his better sweater stamped with a Morgan Stanley emblem.

by KappaAlphaNYC April 22, 2025

Braden

That one Russian guy you probably fed on a livestream. Dating this guy is no good. he does not appreciate you for who you are and won't change his character for you . It all starts off fun until he makes you work for It.

Braden Would play the most vulnerable girls but not absorb with them.

by Happy Christian April 24, 2025

Braden

someone who loves little kids

you are such a braden

by David Alahkbar May 11, 2025

Braden

Self-declared patriot who treats other people's existence as a personal attack. Often complains loudly about how marginalized groups get "special treatment" while ignoring every form of privilege he enjoys. Braden thinks empathy is weakness and diversity is a threat.

Braden rolls his eyes at Pride Month but never questions why beer companies and car dealerships get their own holidays. He talks about freedom constantly but wants books banned and identities erased.

Braden claims to support the troops, but only when it lets him rant online. He has strong opinions about flags, gender, and what other people do with their lives, especially when it doesn’t affect him at all.

Braden is what happens when entitlement meets insecurity and gets a Wi-Fi connection.

See also: Karen

A Braden just called Pride attention seeking, while filming himself in front of military stuff he didn’t earn, wearing a gym shirt that’s never been to a gym.

by MacyDayZee June 16, 2025

braden

a man that doesn’t actually like or love his gf he just couldn’t get over his ex and instead looked for a distraction and trauma bonded!

oh wow. braden needs a new job!

by standinonbusiness July 23, 2025

Bradenrds

Bradenrds is a streamer who streams games, he likes to jerk off alot, he is also known as, BRADNERDS, originating from a game competition when a woman misread his name,

Bradenrds likes to jerk off alot.

by forthapollo August 30, 2025