boredum

normal boredom for people who were too bored to learn how to spell

the boredum was too extreme. I was lost in the vortex and forgot everything

by Just That Guy Over There October 28, 2015

K-Bombed

After sending someone a text they reply to you. Expecting some relevant infomation you check the message only to realize they simply replied with "K", which is unnecessary, a waste of your time, and a hit to your expectations.

K-Bombers are unfamiliar with today's technology and do not realize the general rule for texting is a text sent is a text recieved.

My Text: I'll pick you up on 20 minutes.

Reply Text: K

Me after checking the text: K-Bombed again!

by TheJexster November 12, 2012

Phish-show Bored

A recognized medical condition that results in feelings of intense boredom at a phish show due to disinterest in a particularly lame song or ones surroundings. This feeling may occur naturally, but is also known to be chemically induced. Being phish-show bored has several stages with initial symptoms that include excessively fidgeting with articles of one's clothing such as the hem of a skirt and/or aimlessly wandering about a concert venue. As the condition progresses, those affected may begin seeking out disgusting food items like dreaded crotch pretzels or attempt to bathe themselves in water fountains. The only known cure at this time is to entirely cover oneself in condiments such as mustard or ketchup. Fortunately these are often readily available at many food courts, although this may require purchase of an exorbitantly priced hotdog. This is not to be confused with the similar condition "over-it".

Hey Brah, do you see that chick over there all covered in mustard-she must be wicked phish-show bored.

by dreadiehead426 November 24, 2011

i'm bored as fuck

Well apparently you are too, so I'll link you to Youtube's main page lol
Oh I can't write links so find something to do you skrub

Extreme boredom is the only reason you're on Urban Dictionary.

i'm bored as fuck

by ItsSupaMario January 24, 2018

Bored stiff

When a guy is so bored he starts talking to girls to fuck.

Jeff "Fuck dude i'm bored stiff!"
Amy"Awh yeah wanna come over?"

*Jeff goes to Amy's house and uses his stiffy on her*

by whambamthankyoumam.. March 13, 2011

Boredom

What people are when they have no social lives

I have no friends, no car, no job, and no money. I got nothing to do and am suffering from boredom

by unbored June 19, 2008

bombed

slang grafiti word for tagged somthing, or bombing a place

yo timmy and i bombed that new school with paint last night

by spying cow October 20, 2006