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Blomp

Blomp is that annoying substance you get after a hard day at either work/college/school etc...

It sits inside your ass crack, and smells soo bad it makes a nun cry.

Basically if you havent wiped properly, or just couldnt be arsed, you get BLOMP at the end of the day, when the remainder of the shit mixes with the natural sweat and begins BLOMP!
'Jesus christ, that was a hard day at work'
'Yea man, boss made us do a shit load of papers!'
'One sec, need the toilet'

*In Toilet*

'ARRR SHIT!!'
'What ISIT?!?!?'
'I GOT BLOMP MAN!!'
by James Bent January 16, 2008
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Bloomin' Onion

Consists of three or more dicks on chat roulette
3 or more dicks on chat roulette resembling a bloomin' onion
by cletus McFlapjack April 17, 2010
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bdoom

dude you just did a triple backflip!!! you're a bdoom
by invalid guide June 2, 2011
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Blomp

A blomp occurs when a woman's breasts (normally large) bounce against her body whilst walking/jumping.
"Her tits are massive! Everytime she gets up and walks it's just like blomp, blomp, blomp!"
by BJC96 March 4, 2014
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Bloomington, Indiana

Bloomington is a college town located in southern Indiana about an hour or so away from Indy. Aside from the infestation of dumb, drunk and mostly spoiled college students, the water is moldy everywhere you go due to the everything being made out of Lime stone. I will give the town points for being the one beacon of liberal hope in most of the state but even then. The town has non of the perks of Indiana like a Martins or woods that are close by enough to hike. its a shithole town like many others in Indiana but just on a little but larger scale. Lastly, this town has a disturbing amount of sushi places for being located so far in the heart of the Midwest.
"you went to college where? Bloomington, Indiana? wft is that?
Defined: "oh, its a shithole town in southern Indiana, where you don't want to visit, let alone live"
by practicalmagic September 27, 2021
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Bloob

Man, it's so cold, I got bloobs!
by Hobbit, Troo, and Phoe October 28, 2003
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Early bloomer

An early bloomer is a girl that has a "little girl" vagina and doesn't have a protruding clitoris or any other signs of maturity.
I can't think of any usually this is used to tease other girls such as "hey Early bloomer! this is the big girls room! go play with your dolls you little bitch!"
by Napolean Dynomiate! August 27, 2006
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