Gutter-blasting

The act of walking past someone whilst pulling down ones pants and covering them with a spray of diarrhea poop; similar to when a passing car sprays gutter water/mud on a pedestrian. see crop dusting

Gabriel slid his pants below his buttocks ever so slyly, then commenced to shart while passing by his friend. The gutter-blasting rendered his friend completely disabled.

by m1ch43l J4cks0n December 29, 2010

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Beyton Blast

A euphemism for when someone bangs their fist on a table, hits an object (usually a food item), and creates a mess. Usually occurs in middle and high schools where immaturity runs rampant.

"Looks like Mike Beyton Blasted his lunch all over me again."

by Nately's Old Man August 12, 2012

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Blast Friend

To send friend requests via Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, or any other social network to very many people at a time.

Usually for people who just want to have as many "friends" as they can.

Girl #1: Oh my God, you just got 50 new facebook friends? How did that happen?

Girl #2: Oh, I just blast friended, it was so obnoxious, but now I have so many friends!

Girl #1: Yeah.... "friends".

by CheesyNoodlesYummy April 13, 2011

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usb blasting

Slang for robot orgasms

I fuck my roomba because usb blasting is hot.

by PeePeeConsumer August 30, 2018

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Stew blast

A form of exploding diarrhea in which you shoot a steady stream of brown colored liquid with small chunks into the toilet at a high rate of speed.

Holy shit, did you hear that guy in stall number four? Sounded like he just stew blasted that S.O.B.

by Pillow light December 7, 2012

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Bangkok Blast

Having sex with a ladyboy that is suffering from a brutal case of explosive shits.

My last business trip to Thailand was most memorial. Not because of the business deal but rather the Bangkok blast 💥 I experienced the night before head back stateside. It was wet and wild.

Me and my bro ran train on a ladyboy last night. It was a real Bangkok blast. What a brown out.

by Dick Onchin January 2, 2021

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