Any injury incurred during a session of consuming copious amount of alcohol or recreational drug taking.
Dude: I haven’t seen you at the gym lately Greg. Where you been?
Greg: I threw my back out on a 3 day bender mistaking a kitchen stool for a podium after a 6 pack of beer and a bottle of JD!
Dude: that’s a nasty bingejury brother!
Greg: Agreed and I’ll be bingejured for another week!
Greg: I threw my back out on a 3 day bender mistaking a kitchen stool for a podium after a 6 pack of beer and a bottle of JD!
Dude: that’s a nasty bingejury brother!
Greg: Agreed and I’ll be bingejured for another week!
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Get the Binger mug.Biff Tannen was described in da newspapers as having incredible bingenuity due to his vast wealth gained from sports-betting, but in reality it was merely from his having read Gray's Sports Almanac and thus already knowing said competitions' outcomes before placing his bets.
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I wasn’t watching anything I was bingeskimming until Netflix personally offended me.
Symptoms include:
• Saying “ehhh” repeatedly
• Watching the first 45 seconds of 12 different trailers
• Declaring “there’s nothing to watch” on a platform with 40,000 titles
Symptoms include:
• Saying “ehhh” repeatedly
• Watching the first 45 seconds of 12 different trailers
• Declaring “there’s nothing to watch” on a platform with 40,000 titles
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