Bingejury

Any injury incurred during a session of consuming copious amount of alcohol or recreational drug taking.

Dude: I haven’t seen you at the gym lately Greg. Where you been?

Greg: I threw my back out on a 3 day bender mistaking a kitchen stool for a podium after a 6 pack of beer and a bottle of JD!

Dude: that’s a nasty bingejury brother!

Greg: Agreed and I’ll be bingejured for another week!