Bingejury

Any injury incurred during a session of consuming copious amount of alcohol or recreational drug taking.

Dude: I haven’t seen you at the gym lately Greg. Where you been?

Greg: I threw my back out on a 3 day bender mistaking a kitchen stool for a podium after a 6 pack of beer and a bottle of JD!

Dude: that’s a nasty bingejury brother!

Greg: Agreed and I’ll be bingejured for another week!

by Gibsarum January 14, 2025

Bonejury

When you have sex 12-15 times (minimum) per day and your boner specifically is injured. This is not to be confused with a broken boner as this is the result of successful sex.

"Sorry babe I can't do it in the shower. I have a bonejury from last night."

by Mister Falcon January 19, 2009

binjury

-(noun) An injury discovered the morning after a night of heavy drinking that one has no memory of receiving. Adjective form is "binjured."

When Dallas came to a painful, hazy form of consciousness late Sunday morning, he noticed his legs were missing and exclaimed, "Oh wow, that's one hell of a binjury!"

by Oh Wow February 19, 2007

bingeary

an injury caused when binge drinking - simple.

If you cut your knee by falling over when you have been binge drinking then it is a bingeary instead of a plain injury.

by tomsax December 30, 2008

binjury time

The time of day or night when, after many hours drinking, injury or injurys through falling over, bumping into things or being offensive to someone, is bound to happen.
Should really be spelt "bingery time".

Oooh.
Have to seen that scab on Dave's head? I think it happened in binjury time.

by Ed (snuggles) Brooks October 14, 2005

Binjury

An injury that occurs while binge drinking, but due to the amount of alcohol consumed, doesn't become painful until the morning after.

1 AM...Woman one is drunk, waiting in line for the bathroom and standing with her hand on a door jam she moves to let some one pass and the door slamms on her thumb.

Woman two: OMG!!! You just totally smashed your thumb!!! Are you okay?

Woman one: Wow, amazingly yes!!! I'm okay! Let's go dance!

8 AM Woman wakes up with a giant thumb and can't bend it.

Woman one calls Woman two: Hey, did I smash my thumb last night?

Woman two: Uhh Yeah

Woman one: I think it's broken, I'm going to get it x-rayed

Woman two: Ha, Ha you totally have a binjury!!!

by thegranitehills May 20, 2010

Bingery

Eating so much, your stomach is injured but bloating

Eating two large pizzas, I caused myself a bingery

by Mrs Doorbell October 20, 2018