Paradox Bar

A bar or club that only lets in regulars. Only a few bars are true paradoxes. Others instead only restricts their audience to regulars on certain weekdays, or between certain times - or a combination of both.

Bouncer: "Sorry, we only let in regulars today. You're not going in."
Non-regular A: "What? How can you be a regular without being let in regularly? This bar is a paradox"
Non-regular B: "Yeah, fucking Paradox Bar"
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C: "Wanna go down to the Havana Club?"
D: "Nah, we'll never get in - it's a Paradox Bar"

by Oby July 25, 2012

throwin bars

good at free stylin - rappin

“ me nd jessica were free stylin hard last night “ - ashley

“ yeah we were throwin bars “ - jessica

by jejdndndndnfnfn May 18, 2019

noodle bar

Christian and his small black weiney hang out.#So fun

Want to go with him .fun at the noodle bar

by JdjfnsnnnhehdjddHdhsjjdk January 30, 2017

knee bar

In rock climbing a move in which you jam your knee between two opposing holds supporting yourself so you can clip or go to the next hold easier.

Did you see Chris Sharma do that sick knee bar man!!

by Ondra February 5, 2018

bar-hands

hands that have become swollen in the knuckle area due to heavey drinking and smoking, may have acrylic nails, tend to be manly.

"I noticed her bar-hands while she was showing me a diamond ring, must spend a lot time in seedy places."

by DBrowning May 23, 2007

Narr Bar

A web site called Mikey's Narr bar. The site is full of odd stories that make no sense but are very funny. The creator of this site is has yet to come forth and it is unknown if he/she ever will.

visit at mikeysnarrbar.webs.com or shenanigins.webs.com. Narr bar!

by Hammockhumiliation July 21, 2010

Granola Bar

Creator of friendship

Person 1: Want to be friends?
C2: Do you have a granola bar?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 19, 2020