Baptism

slapping the head of one's penis to another person's forehead, usually achieved stealthily

My girlfriend fell asleep watching t.v. on the couch, so I snuck up behind her, and woke her up with a ferocious baptism.

by phrobowroe March 16, 2009

Bart

Bitch
Ass
Retarded
Tendencies

A lame person, A person who does dumb stuff

why do you keep being so bart? relax
your having a bart attack
your boyfriend is the most bart dude iv'e ever met

by J-smooth December 4, 2012

Baptish

Sort of Baptist, sort of not.

I was raised Baptish. We only went to church when we were bored.

by Patatapang Pupeerputug August 1, 2008

Bartendard

Someone who works behind a bar and has very little knowledge of their job, beer, wine, or alcohol in general.

This bartendard only charged me $2.50 for this Southern Tier Unearthly, he thought it was a Yuengling!

by 814DH May 30, 2009

BART

"Boner At Random Time"
How to spot a BART: if the person has his legs up on the chair or if he is crossing his legs.

Pat had a BART in math class because he was thinking about Matt.

by Rice Cat June 7, 2017

Bart

The Nickname given to a person who is the groups' SPARTA.
Can only be given to one person per group.
U mess with The Bart, u mess with the whole group.

"He is our Bart, U mess with him, you are dead." -Everyone

by 420MTV October 22, 2018

Bart

To fart into the toilet bowl while sitting down to urinate.

While I was peeing at my girlfriend's house I barted so loud I think her whole family heard it.

by BigEd129 August 15, 2020