baking fool

A person, usually a coworker, who continually brings homemade baked goods to share as a gesture of supposed kindness. In reality it is not a selfless act at all but an excuse to:
1) show off their culinary skills and garner praise
2) tempt coworkers who are attempting weight loss
3) remove said baked goods from their own home environment thus removing temptation of singular consumption in it's entirety

Brent: Man, you are so lucky to work with Pam! She brings homemade cookies almost everyday!
Todd: Not really- she's only doing it to save herself from eating them all; and she knows I'm trying to lose weight. She's a baking fool.

by Pamann December 16, 2011

barking seagull

A sexual maneuver in which one partner mounts the other from behind grasping the arms of the prone partner, splaying them out like wings,proceeding to thrust hard but at a slow rhythm, thus causing the recipient to throw their head back and squawk, mimicking a seagull on dominant display. When employed correctly, that is.

The girl I picked up said she was adventurous, so I gave her the barking seagull and she LOVED it. She won't stop calling me.

by Festivvus August 20, 2013

barking baboon

a bizarre sex act in which the man screams at the womans/mans ass and then spanks it until their ass is red like a baboons.

i tried the barking baboon last night

by ilovegum November 20, 2015

Backing Talkwords

Switching a word around in a sentence.

Example of Backing Talkwords
I just ate an apple.
I just apple an ate.

by The Amazing world of me December 5, 2015

Barking

When someone says something in a foreign language and no one understands, can be used when talking to friends. Normally said with an Asian accent

"dude, what are you barking"

by SaintSuckIt December 7, 2015

baking an egg loaf

A term used in first person shooter games, in which a player gets zero kills and multiple deaths.

Half way thru the game ClayMation was baking an egg loaf with a KD of 0&9 and really hurting the teams chances.

by Biginuf2500 July 22, 2016

Baking Bread

In reference to a woman having a yeast infection

"Sorry, we can't have sex tonight, I'm baking bread down there."

by Timmy Gumdrops January 6, 2017