empty my ballast tank

When said by a woman, to urinate.

I'm gonna go empty my ballast tank.

by K. Isaacson April 21, 2007

ballarosity

(ball-er-os`a-tee)

1--> totally bitchin'.
2--> being of the up-most standing, or, being the 'shit'
3--> status points maxed out

damn those shoes are "ballarosity"

the band deftones are "ballarosity"

by retro_killa July 31, 2007

ballanine chain

when you stick your fingers up ones asshole, then that person (the recipient of the fingers) licks the fingers, therefore licking their own asshole shit.

-Hey bro, last night i gave that girl i hooked up with a ballanine chain.

- no way

-ya, i was so hammered

by J-Weez888 December 6, 2010

Ballatician

Anyone whose name isn't Austin. He is a ratchet.

Is that austin?

Yeah man what a ratchet.
Opposite of a ballatician, yo.

by austinh8er October 22, 2013

Ballard Benedict

Breakfast dish consisting of English muffin, topped with tradional bacon, poached eggs, & hollandaise sauce.

(Similar to eggs Benedict but substitutes Canadian bacon with tradional breakfast bacon)

I'd like the Ballard Benedict please.

by JBalla November 15, 2013

ballast shovelling

This is where a gentleman is having relations with a lady who is so large that he can't see what he's doing.

Julie was so fat that I was just ballast shovelling!

by Jinny the pig December 31, 2013

BallAng

A term used to describe someone who balls out, pop bottles, and fuck bitches like Mr. Ang does.

Friend 1: Hey man, it's a BallAng night tonight.
Friend 2: Dude, fuck yes, imma fuck bitches left and right.

by trollang July 13, 2014