Anomalocarissexual

Definition:
(noun) A sexual orientation characterized by an individual’s romantic or sexual attraction to beings, concepts, or traits reminiscent of the ancient aquatic creature Anomalocaris, a genus of extinct marine animals from the Cambrian period. Often used satirically or playfully in speculative or niche subcultures.

Etymology:
Derived from Anomalocaris, meaning "abnormal shrimp" in Greek, and the suffix -sexual, relating to sexual orientation or attraction.

1. "Jamie’s friends couldn’t stop laughing when they proudly announced their new identity as Anomalocarissexual after watching a documentary on Cambrian life."

2. "The niche forum for prehistoric marine life enthusiasts included a thread dedicated to Anomalocarissexual memes and jokes."

3. "Tina painted an elaborate mural of an *Anomalocaris* and joked it was her way of embracing her Anomalocarissexuality."

4. "The sci-fi convention featured a surprising panel discussion titled, 'Anomalocarissexual Representation in Media: Why We Need It!'"

5. "Mark’s Anomalocarissexual T-shirt became a hit at the paleontology club, sparking conversations about prehistoric creatures and identity."

by LULALOVER January 12, 2025

Agromastabusive

A rare condition found more commonly amongst meth users. When someone will isolate themselves for several hours to masturbate aggressively. To the point of injury or in extreme cases erectile extinction permanent impotence. Signs you're with an agromastabusive person, ex. Dark bruising, broken blood vessels from intense squeezing, harsh chemicals as lubrication, callus build up on gentiles, self mutilation of gentiles.

Dave really need too seek help for his agromastabusive behavior.

by 717lokininja January 21, 2026

Agoma

A weird entity that comes from Floptropica. Agoma was killed by Nicki Minaj during the Onika Burger war, and she was poisoned by an Onika burger. Dates come from the 2020s when Agoma was made on a kid's tablet. Agoma then escaped, and fled to South Sudan, where she met her best friend, CupcakKe. While she sailed to Floptropica, her ship was bombed by a strange figure, legends say it was Jiafei. Agoma's grave resides in Romania, but her remains were stolen. Chief of the FBI (Female Body Inspectors), Jenn McAllister set cases, and found out that Nicki Minaj stole the remains, and fed it to Ellie and Mason in Onika Burger style.

Agoma's death was so sick and twisted.

by pooplicker3000 March 8, 2026

Arámani

Arámani’s are really beautiful looking people often from Dominican Republic. They can look very loyal to the ones they find interest in, but don’t let them fool you because there is always someone else they’re talking to. Arámani’s like listen to music and are really good at drawing and athletic activities.

Arámani likes to play baseball.

by Dominican.papí2fine March 21, 2025

Abomalong

A muslim slur that dates back to when Jesus rose up from the dead meaning a person who should kill themself with 10 people around them in Mandarin

You're pissing me off, such an abomalong

by 8.5lover April 3, 2025

armaan

The bomb or the goat

person 1 : “dude i just beat my wife and drove into an orphanage

person 2 : “Dude! you’re armaan

by my.realname April 13, 2025

Adomatology

Adomatology is a religion whose believers worship all kinds of breasts. It's commandments include:
1. Worship all boobs despite their size or shape.
2. Spreading the word peacefully.
3. Respecting people.
4. Not being a creep towards others.

and most of all,
5. Worship boobs.

Person A: "Oh man, I discovered adomatology and I have been happy af since"
Person B: "What's that?"
Person A: "It's the practice of worshipping all kinds of breasts. It's amazing."

by Unnon99 April 22, 2025