Anomalocarissexual

Definition:
(noun) A sexual orientation characterized by an individual’s romantic or sexual attraction to beings, concepts, or traits reminiscent of the ancient aquatic creature Anomalocaris, a genus of extinct marine animals from the Cambrian period. Often used satirically or playfully in speculative or niche subcultures.

Etymology:
Derived from Anomalocaris, meaning "abnormal shrimp" in Greek, and the suffix -sexual, relating to sexual orientation or attraction.

1. "Jamie’s friends couldn’t stop laughing when they proudly announced their new identity as Anomalocarissexual after watching a documentary on Cambrian life."

2. "The niche forum for prehistoric marine life enthusiasts included a thread dedicated to Anomalocarissexual memes and jokes."

3. "Tina painted an elaborate mural of an *Anomalocaris* and joked it was her way of embracing her Anomalocarissexuality."

4. "The sci-fi convention featured a surprising panel discussion titled, 'Anomalocarissexual Representation in Media: Why We Need It!'"

5. "Mark’s Anomalocarissexual T-shirt became a hit at the paleontology club, sparking conversations about prehistoric creatures and identity."

by LULALOVER January 12, 2025