double douche

Using two bluetooth headsets at once, one in each ear.

Have you seen the video of John Mayer sporting the double douche?

by jambalayasauce January 4, 2009

double drop

A scam where a waiter/waitress used the same check for two tables, one which was never entered into the system. They then pocket the cash from the table never really billed.

When the double dropped table asked why their drinks were incorrect, the waitress said she entered it wrong but they're the same price and that satisfied the customer keeping the scam secret.

by grandzu July 7, 2010

double penetration

one in the pink and one in the stink

i just got double penetration from these two hot guys!

by dpqueen November 28, 2006

double entendre

Phrases that are so ambiguous and that can possibly have a sexual meaning.

Some double entendres that have cropped up on news and TV shows:

News anchor: "So the weather today is warm and wet. How are you Lisa, warm and wet as well?"

News guy: "So today in major league basketball...football... I mean baseball, uhh I got my balls screwed up."

Guy on daytime show: "So I've got a hard one for you Jen."

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

double flush

The technique of washing your arse after having a shit and not having any other way to clean your arse. the double flush is done by flushing the toilet, cupping your hand and cleaning your arse with the flush water.

Maj: Theres no toilet paper and I need a shit.

Kamy: Just do the double flush, intit.

Zed: Whats this double flush business?...Im hungry.

Kamy: You know, double flush it, intit. Put your hand under the water and clean it! Intit!

by Flushed February 1, 2013

Double Ejection

To eject from both ski's whilst wiping out on a ski run or jump.

Q. Was that wipe-out a double or single ejection?

by Cameron March 30, 2004

double nut

Verb: An ejaculation so massive that it is as if you have busted two nuts rather than one.

Dude, the sex was so good that I double nutted

by Coyote petey boy CG July 9, 2017