Qwerk-Worker

Qwerk-Worker A awkward person who is befriended by someone of their gender to boost their status with the opposite gender. They typically play their role unwittingly and are often shamed and publicly-embarrassed.

Jason got a nice girlfriend, because he used Andrew as a Qwerk-Worker.

by YCSD January 10, 2018

dirt worker

A person that as a career moves or digs dirt with a machine and or any other means.

This guy I know Jeff is a dirt worker.

by yeawiththeyea January 15, 2018

flange warmer

A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.

I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.

by pipesucker May 8, 2018

Winter Warmer

When it is a very cold night and you masturbate underneath your bedsheets simultaneously keeping you warm during those freezing winter nights

Bob:I’m legitimately shivering in my bed.Guess I will need a winter warmer to fix it.

by Phatrus June 11, 2018

hand-warmers

Sometimes used to describe the female chest.

Yo girl! Nice hand-warmers you got there!

by viruswithshoes April 18, 2018

Walmart worker

A very lazy person

Look at that walmart worker doing nothing just sitting on his ass

by Diddle whole September 27, 2018

Gummi wormed

Gummi wormed the act of getting a blowjob from someone missing all the front teeth. The soft penis is placed in the gap and pressure is applied and is pulled as if your trying to bite the top off a gummi worm

Drank to much last night I couldn't get hard, so she Gummi wormed me.

by Teemunny December 23, 2018