Woke Mob 

The label conservatives slap on anything they don't agree with, to dehumanize and make themselves feel more important than everyone else

The woke mob dumped my tea into the river, we need the red coats to restore law and order in the colonies

Woke Mob by Cerebrex February 4, 2023

Woke up in the ghetto 

Meaning 1: Waking up with your head at the foot of the bed. The upper part of the bed is generally where you lay. It is considered more luxurious because of pillows, stuffed animals, etc, therefore being "wealthy". The foot of the bed typically doesn't have anything adorning it, so therefore it is "poor", thus being the ghetto. Can also be referred to as "Christopher Columbusing", as you are in a place you haven't been in before.

Meaning 2: You woke up in the actual ghetto of a city.

Guy 1: "Dude I was so wasted last night. I woke up in the ghetto this morning.

Guy 2: At least you didn't actually wake up in the ghetto.

Guy 3: I'm always Christopher Columbusing. I party every night.

Woke up in the ghetto by 1364gds February 12, 2014

Woke Canyon 

When something is next level sh*t. Usually an electronic music item

'Bro that guitar pedal is Woke Canyon!'

Woke Canyon by tavibadmans August 18, 2017

woke dummy 

A person who thinks they're really smart, but shows their stupidity by not believing in voting, journalism, viruses or equal rights

Mike's always complaining about racism, but he won't even go vote - just another woke dummy.
Eddie's a real woke dummy. He swears he loves the community, but he treats women like shit.
Theresa's got a big corporate job, but she tells all her friends the pandemic is a hoax. What a woke dummy!

woke dummy by HB2020 November 9, 2020

Woke off! 

An expression aimed at people who are overly woke.
Like f*** off but aimed at people who are irritatingly woke.

Just woke off will you!

Woke off and leave me alone.
He/she can just woke off!

Woke off! by Lucyloveslife March 11, 2021

woke the schweed

another way to say “smoke the weed” but so only top-notch stoners will understand you

i’m gonna go woke the schweed if you wanna come

woke the schweed by lexsace June 30, 2021

Woke Wireless

Famous conservative talk show host Mark Levin created a term to describe cell phone companies that promote left-leaning agendas like social justice, LGBTQIA, etc.

Pure Talk Wireless is the antidote to Woke Wireless and shares my values.

Woke Wireless by jondich January 13, 2023