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Why whassup? 

A term used on FaceBook. Post "why whassup?" as your status and when/if people like it you leave a message on their wall. The message is how you would describe this person if someone asked you if you knew him/her.
*See TBH
Jane(status): Why whassup? -17 likes-

John's Wall-
Jane: John? John Smith? The funny one? The one I have a crush on? ;) The cute one with the dimples? The one who always has my back? The one with the amazing mom? Yeah I know him. Why whassup?
Why whassup? by Tuxedocat November 11, 2010
NORTH EAST term of saying yes enthusiasticly, or no way.

Not just Geordies...
YES:
guy 1: Wanna pack a chips, like?
guy 2: Why aye!

NO WAY:

guy 1: Ya fathas just died, ya knaw..
guy 2: Why aye
why aye by Dericjk January 4, 2004

Why Dont You Take Your Balls Out Of Your Purse 

What you tell a guy who is acting like a woman.
Hey Bill, I dare you to drink that whole gallon of beer.
-No, I can't, I might get sick.
-Oh Why dont you take your balls out of your purse and just drink.

why you face 

Enquire why a person is looking unhappy,
"chris, why you face"
why you face by nickthefish June 18, 2006

why perched? 

an exclamation from english teachers and students
originated from a teacher asking her class about a word in a poem

-you should say it in a silly way

-its fun to take the piss and be sure to when saying it Ü
- Why perched?!?!!?!?

- well... thats about it really
why perched? by rimmo May 7, 2008

Why Hello John 

A sketch comedy group from New York City that known for their ability to make awful material that is still marketable.
Chad: "Did you see the new Why Hello John video?"
Terry: "The who video?
Chad: "Why Hello John, they did the Saxing PSA video"
Chad: "I went home in a rage and struck my wife because that video was so bad.