bloody wanker

British definition for fucking jerkoff

joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike

by james je April 4, 2009

Dog Wanker

1. One who beats off a dog. This may include saying such words as "red rocket" while in the process.


2. One who produces "dog milk"

Kevin the dog wanker rapidly thrusted his hand over his dog's penis.

by Max S. March 31, 2004

butt wanker

A person who inserts their finger/fingers or some object into their anus while masturbating.

That guy is such a butt wanker.

by MITB April 19, 2006

wanker tank

Large SUV's driven by (riff raff), fotballers and other such common folk in London. Usually these vehicles have tinted windows and several other shiny modifications.

Look, there's John Terry in his wanker tank

by Sandenc October 16, 2006

Wankerboy

An immature guy who acts like a wanker. He may also wank off in the bathroom before sex

"I hate him, he is such a wankerboy!'

by Retro Palace February 6, 2009

wanker's hat

a hoody, or other similar headgear worn by a serial masturbator.

Huckerby's a wanker, he wears a wanker's hat.

by DefinitelyNotRob July 30, 2011

Wine wanker

Somebody who drinks wine pretentiously in the company of others to show off their knowledge and try to make other people feel inferior.

It was really embarrassing seeing Declan complain about all the wines we drank just to get attention. What a wine wanker!

by Zed's dead baby October 15, 2011